Feb 06 2009
I want to know….
Looking back on my almost 40 years of existence here, I have come to understand a lot of things, you know things like it’s always the best thing to let sleeping dogs lie, otherwise they may take your face off. But there a lot of things I don’t understand or am completely mystified on and I would like you, the blogging audience to help me out by providing me some thoughtful insight into what you know. Here goes:
Let’s start wiith the basics, you catch your child doing something wrong, they know this and yet when asked the question, ‘Why did you do this?’ the answer is always, ‘I don’t know.’ Why is that? When we are children do we lack any kind of self conscience to tell us not to do things or give us reasons why we should or shouldn’t do things?
Men, why is it that it is so difficult to be wrong? Or ask for directions? Or take advice? Before I offend anyone, I know that the same goes for women. I am just wondering why it is this way for you guys…. I’ll give you an example, my husband and I are playing a board game with his family, we are a couple, the game is Trivial Pursuit. I don’t remember what the question was, but I do remember that it was something that I am very knowledgeable on and I gave the answer to him. He argued, no, that couldn’t be right. This is the right answer. And so the fight was on. I told him to go ahead and give his answer, but that I knew I was right and that’s exactly what he did and the answer was wrong. Is it so hard for a man to admit that a woman might be right? Is there something in your DNA that says we can’t be right and you’re always the right one?
Why do dogs chase their tails? That one has always stumped me.
Why do we women cry so much? I cry ten times more than my man and for the stupidest reasons. There are a lot of other things about myself that still throw me for a loop and I bet confused the living crap out of my husband… you know like the mood change thing where one minute you’re fine and happy and the next minute it’s like someone took your chocolate? If there are things about us fine female species that you personally would like to know, please ask… I will talk to my other sisters in arms and give you the best answer we can come up with or whatever we can think of at the time….
